Vampires: The Simplest Game

Vampires.  These Unnaturals are often considered the Princes of the Monster World.  Indeed, unlike Werewolves or Zombies, these creatures possess Intelligence akin to our own which has led to their Reputation as a Dangerous Game to Pursue.

But my Precious Readers, let me tell you a Secret!  For a Young Girl on her First Hunt, a Vampire is the Easiest Prey of All!

On the night of her First Hunt, all a Young Lady must do is pretend she is new in town then stare soulfully into the Distance.  A Vampire will naturally be drawn to her.  He will believe that she is The One he has been waiting for for all Eternity and immediately fall in Love with her.  Once he is down on bended knee professing his feelings, the girl will be close enough to easily stake him through the Heart.

Then the Young Lady arrives at her debut with barely any Blood on her skirts, impressing all of the Young Gentlemen with her Dangerous and Fearsome Trophy, all the while knowing how very simple the Silly Thing was to Kill!

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