Dressing for Death: What to Wear to Stake a Vampire

Now that I have enlightened you, Dear Readers, to the Ease of Vampire Hunting, you will naturally be Interested in the Vital Question of What to Wear.

The Proper Dress for Vampire Hunting is Most Important. I, for one, would never consent to Hunt without wearing a Dress with a high neck of re-enforced Woven Silver — silver, of course, being the bane of all Evil Creatures. With such a pure metal around one’s neck, one will remove any possibility of an embarrassing Biting Incident.

For color, I would suggest Black. Vampires are nothing if not Traditional. (Naturally, if one is hunting in the Mysterious East, one’s dress would be White, as that is their traditional color of mourning.)

Some “Ladies” have taken to adding touches of Red to their ensemble, but we can all agree that such a Vulgar Display of color is hardly necessary. One should attract notice with the Elegance of her Van Helsing Downward Thrust, not with silly red ruffles and bows.

(Image of Van Helsing Downward Thrust to Come)

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Published in: on February 19, 2010 at 5:15 pm  Comments (1)  
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  1. Lady H, your manual is charming.


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